Mar 25
- Archer: My second favorite animal with a prehensile -
- Lana: Tail.
- Archer: Thanks, Brett Somers. Yes, a tail.
- Lana: You have one.
- Archer: I wish! Then I would be like my first favorite prehensile-tailed animal.
- Lana: Archer!
- Archer: Nightcrawler! A.K.A.
- Lana: ARCHER!
- Archer: Kurt Wagner, Lana. Although he can teleport, so the prehensile tail is -
- Lana: GODDAMNIT WE'RE BEING FOLLOWED!
- Archer: When were you planning to tell me?!
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Mar 15
Paging Doctor D.T. McShakeyhands.
And Dayton Callie voicing the doctor…….FANDOM COLLISIONS.
I loved this episode
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Feb 10
- Archer: Jesus Ron, read a book! Maybe between biannual suitcase robberies.
- Ron: I don't know who keeps tippin' em off! And, anyway, you mean semiannual.
- Archer: They're the same thing!
- Ron: Noooo, biannual means every two years.
- Archer: That's biennial! Bi or semi annual means every six months!
- Ron: Oh...then yeah. Biannually or semi...
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Dec 13
Excuse me, Lana! It’s a rampage!
Saving this threat for the next person who speaks to me today :]
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Nov 15
tvmeme: ↓
5 female characters → Pam Poovey {Archer} [1/5]“I’m a desirable, full-bodied woman but nobody will have sex with me and I have so much love to give.”
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